And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I need moral support for this bender
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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