I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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