she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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