I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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