Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
he shaved USA in his pubs
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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