wakey wakey hands off snakey
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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