what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
too bad you live with your parents still
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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