It's a beautiful day for a hangover
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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