Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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