NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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