You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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