don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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