I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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