There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just blew my weed a kiss
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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