i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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