I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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