The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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