I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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