it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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