Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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