dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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