You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
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Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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