Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Randomize
