i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
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Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.