It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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