All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
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i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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