Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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