There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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