After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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