Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
True strength comes from lack of pants
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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