All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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