I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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