Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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