question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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