You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
And then he peed in my hair
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