The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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