I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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