awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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