I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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