so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
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hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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