So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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