Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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