I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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