Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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