its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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