Come see our sink grown plant.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
