hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I can text with my tongue
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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