We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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