That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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