You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Hippo gnu deer
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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