Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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