They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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