So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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