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(312): View more from Illinois

awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!

(708): View more from Illinois

Did someone propose they get off the stage?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...

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(216): View more from Ohio

I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.

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(513): View more from Ohio

twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library

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(217): View more from Illinois

Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning

(1-217): View more from Illinois

didn't feel it. :)

(217): View more from Illinois

It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.

(1-217): View more from Illinois

wait what? so it's not in america?

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(206): View more from Washington

i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts

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(856): View more from New Jersey

extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry

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