awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry