my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I will be naked everywhere
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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