i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
My vagina just recognized that song.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
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