JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
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