On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
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True, R.I.P.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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