I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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